Post by Steady Micro Aggressor on Dec 14, 2006 10:59:35 GMT -5
Latest toilet extractions: An Australian wildlife worker pulled a 7-foot python out of a septic tank Wednesday after a plumber found it hiding in a woman's toilet, officials said. AP 12-14
Latest deformed animal: Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers - and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said.
Latest Hot Potatos: A grocery store manager was struck in the head with a 10-pound sack of potatoes by a customer angry about having to wait in line, police say. Police in Liberty, near Youngstown in northeast Ohio, say a 59-year-old woman from Youngstown is suspected in the attack.
Latests misuse of a soda bottle: A teacher who did not have time to escort three students to the restroom is under fire for allegedly telling them to urinate in a soda bottle. The students did as they were told, said Thomas Field, interim superintendent of Wicomico County schools.
Latest Example of teachers cracking up: To hear the students tell it, Stephen Murmer is a fun, popular art teacher who is always quick to crack a joke. But there is another side to Murmer. A side that has agitated school officials and resulted in his suspension. A side that focuses, almost entirely, on the crack in his backside. Outside of class and under an alter ego, the self-proclaimed "butt-printing artist" creates floral and abstract art by plastering his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas. His cheeky creations sell for hundreds of dollars.
Did you know that dead crows make good scarecrows?
Latest deformed animal: Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers - and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said.
Latest Hot Potatos: A grocery store manager was struck in the head with a 10-pound sack of potatoes by a customer angry about having to wait in line, police say. Police in Liberty, near Youngstown in northeast Ohio, say a 59-year-old woman from Youngstown is suspected in the attack.
Latests misuse of a soda bottle: A teacher who did not have time to escort three students to the restroom is under fire for allegedly telling them to urinate in a soda bottle. The students did as they were told, said Thomas Field, interim superintendent of Wicomico County schools.
Latest Example of teachers cracking up: To hear the students tell it, Stephen Murmer is a fun, popular art teacher who is always quick to crack a joke. But there is another side to Murmer. A side that has agitated school officials and resulted in his suspension. A side that focuses, almost entirely, on the crack in his backside. Outside of class and under an alter ego, the self-proclaimed "butt-printing artist" creates floral and abstract art by plastering his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas. His cheeky creations sell for hundreds of dollars.
Did you know that dead crows make good scarecrows?