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Post by JOBEEE on Nov 3, 2007 3:43:52 GMT -5
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, " I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood. What did you say." "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in the church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem,"
The man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery, and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money." > "I see," said the pastor. " And is this bitch giving you a hard time?".
Have a nice day! .
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Post by Steady Micro Aggressor on Nov 3, 2007 7:22:36 GMT -5
That sucked.
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Nov 3, 2007 10:04:25 GMT -5
Post by jobeee on Nov 3, 2007 10:04:25 GMT -5
What does sucked mean?
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Nov 3, 2007 22:51:42 GMT -5
Post by wtf on Nov 3, 2007 22:51:42 GMT -5
What does sucked mean? sorta like a drag, not a good thing,and/or a bummer!
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Post by jobeee on Nov 4, 2007 3:43:52 GMT -5
What does sucked mean? sorta like a drag, not a good thing,and/or a bummer! IT suits the site then.
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Nov 4, 2007 12:19:14 GMT -5
Post by Steady Micro Aggressor on Nov 4, 2007 12:19:14 GMT -5
jb: IT suits the site then. No one forces you to come here, no one invited you back. If you don't like it here, make sure the door doesn't spank your arse on the way out. You've been spanked enough in here.
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Post by wtf on Nov 5, 2007 0:54:25 GMT -5
sorta like a drag, not a good thing,and/or a bummer! IT suits the site then. C'mon not to many sites are going to let you go and on about the same things day after day, LMAO!
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Post by jobeee on Nov 5, 2007 4:20:58 GMT -5
jb: IT suits the site then. No one forces you to come here, no one invited you back. If you don't like it here, make sure the door doesn't spank your arse on the way out. You've been spanked enough in here.
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Nov 5, 2007 13:57:05 GMT -5
Post by wtf on Nov 5, 2007 13:57:05 GMT -5
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Post by Steady Micro Aggressor on Nov 6, 2007 0:30:18 GMT -5
jb: I'd cry too.
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Jan 11, 2010 17:24:18 GMT -5
Post by scuzzlebutt on Jan 11, 2010 17:24:18 GMT -5
Yo that joke was off the chain!!! My kids liked it...what up room are thier any pastors or ministers in the house? If so here's a joke for your family yo mama is so old she babysat JESUS!!! peace
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Jan 11, 2010 17:59:57 GMT -5
Post by Steady Micro Aggressor on Jan 11, 2010 17:59:57 GMT -5
Scuzzie: Yo that joke was off the chain!!! My kids liked it...what up room are thier any pastors or ministers in the house? If so here's a joke for your family yo mama is so old she babysat JESUS!!! peace Um okay! ? Look, do me one of two favors A> Put the bottle down. B> Mix a double Either way it has to get better than "Yo Mama".
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Jan 13, 2010 11:35:43 GMT -5
Post by scuzzlebutt on Jan 13, 2010 11:35:43 GMT -5
Hey dude, the bottle is filled with holy water!!!and don't get mad cause yo mama is so dumb she sits on the TV to watch the COUCH!!
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Jan 14, 2010 19:57:30 GMT -5
Post by Steady Micro Aggressor on Jan 14, 2010 19:57:30 GMT -5
I think someone switched the Holy water and replaced it with idiot cider.
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Feb 10, 2010 16:38:17 GMT -5
Post by scuzzlebutt on Feb 10, 2010 16:38:17 GMT -5
um ok...i see your lack of respect for religion and ignorant plus annoying post must attributed to being raised by liberal, pot smoking,live free and broke hippies. be blessed anyway
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